Eh, Dieu! Que fais-Tu dans mon fauteuil?

Historiette dans l’air du temps, dont on devinera aisément qu'elle vient de Washington, peut-être même de la Maison-Blanche…

« Powell, Rice and Bush go to Heaven.

» God addresses Colin Powell first. “Powell, what do you believe in?”

» Colin replies, “Well, I believe that I should have spoken out loudly when I realized that the war in Iraq was based on misinformation and the greed of the corporate powers that influence our government. It was a disservice to America and the world. And I've come to understand that now.”

» God thinks for a second and says, “OK, very good. Come and sit at my left.”

» God then addresses Rice. “Rice, what do you believe in?”

» Rice replies, “Bla-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! And I believe in forgiveness. I've shamelessly sinned to attain power, I covered and lied to the world for the President in exchange for power and position, and I hope no grudges are held against me.”

» God thinks for a second and says, “You are forgiven, my daughter. Come and sit at my right.”

» God then addresses Bush. “Bush, what do you believe in?”

» Bush says, “I believe you're in my chair.” »

Mis en ligne le 10 octobre 2005 à 09H15